Jerry Seinfeld cancelled an order for a million dollar sports car in anticipation of poor sales of Seinfeld Season 7 DVD sales. The comedian had commissioned Malibu car customizer Brock Kok to prepare a twin-turbo Porsche Carrera GT that would have produced 1200 horsepower. "Cancelling the GT order is one of the worst events of my life" said Seinfeld. "What am I going to drive when my Enzo or Veyron are at the dealer?" Seinfeld went on to say that the acquisition of the exotic Porsche would have given him a car collection sufficiently exclusive to offset his large nose and small balls and penis.
-AP News
HAHA... I give me balls to admit himself his smallness.
