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Ebonics - LOL

Postby Gpower » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:07 pm

Leroy is a 20 year old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel--I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate--My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb--I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that cat a comb.
4. Foreclose--If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum--I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rec tum both.
6. Disappointment--My parole officer tol' me if I miss dis appointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis--I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said pe n is.
8. Israel--Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, 'man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch Is rael."
9. Undermine--There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment under mine.
10. Acoustic--When I was little, my uncle bought me a cou stic and took me to the poolhall.
11. Iraq--When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle i raq, you break.
12. Stain-- My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on sta in for dinner?"
13. Fortify--I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say "forti fy."
14. Income-- I just got in da bed wif da ho and in come my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:
Today's word is: "OMELETTE"
Let us use it in a sentence.
' I should pop yo ass fo' what you just did, but ome lette dis one slide.'

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